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Personalised Haynes Explains Marriage Book

$20.98
If you're familiar with the Haynes instruction manuals then you'll love this book. Haynes explains manual uses their unique style to provide the marriage workshop manual
SKU: SG091201010000
GTIN: 9781785977169
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The Haynes Manual is one of publishing's most famous and enduring technical marques. More than 200 million copies have been sold, covering everything from the Austin A35 through the Imperial Death Star Manual to the Zombie Survival Manual. Now Haynes is sending itself up in a fabulously amusing and brilliantly-observed new format.

 

Haynes Explains are mini guides to four major stages of life: babies, teenagers, marriage and pensioners. Based on their classic stripdown and rebuild outline, and using original Haynes lines drawings, these books are perfect gifts for weddings, anniversaries or Christmas.


The aim of Haynes Explains Marriage is to help you get the best value from your relationship. It can help you (1) decide what work must be done (2) tackle this work yourself, though you may choose to have much of it performed by external contractors such as the local pizza delivery company, the garage that sells just-on-the-right-side-of-dodgy flowers, or (failing those) your local Relate counsellor.

 

Sections include:

  • That New Car Smell (the honeymoon period). Honeymoon (n): the last holiday a man has before he starts working for a new boss.
  • Depreciation (how endearing habits become annoying).
  • Crash Test Ratings (arguments and how to handle them).
  • Backseat Drivers (when the in-laws come to stay). It's important to retain a soft spot for your mother-in-law. About halfway down the garden between the shed and the compost heap is ideal.
  • Aerodynamics & Drag (keeping the marriage fresh).

Pillow torque, spare tyres, and the do's and don'ts for marriage are all covered in this personalised 'technical' manual.

 

The perfect wedding, engagement or anniversary gift, this manual is personalised throughout with both names of the couple at the top of each page and can include a message from you (cheeky or otherwise) on the opening page.

 

Personalisation requirements.

  • Partner's Name 1 (typically the Bride) 12 characters max.
  • Partner's Name 2 (Typically the Groom) 12 characters max.
  • Message Line 1 (appears on preface page) 40 characters max. [optional]
  • Message Line 2 (appears on preface page) 40 characters max. [optional]

 Please note:

  • Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation.
  • Not all accents and symbols can be printed. Here are the special characters we support:

    ÂÁÉÍÓÚÜÑ ?;:,.!-& âáéíóúüñ1234567890'<>”@

Product details

Dimensions: 151mm x 202mm x 8mm

Read the Manual

Presentation: Hardback.

 

The Haynes Manual is one of publishing's most famous and enduring technical marques. More than 200 million copies have been sold, covering everything from the Austin A35 through the Imperial Death Star Manual to the Zombie Survival Manual. Now Haynes is sending itself up in a fabulously amusing and brilliantly-observed new format.

 

Haynes Explains are mini guides to four major stages of life: babies, teenagers, marriage and pensioners. Based on their classic stripdown and rebuild outline, and using original Haynes lines drawings, these books are perfect gifts for weddings, anniversaries or Christmas.


The aim of Haynes Explains Marriage is to help you get the best value from your relationship. It can help you (1) decide what work must be done (2) tackle this work yourself, though you may choose to have much of it performed by external contractors such as the local pizza delivery company, the garage that sells just-on-the-right-side-of-dodgy flowers, or (failing those) your local Relate counsellor.

 

Sections include:

  • That New Car Smell (the honeymoon period). Honeymoon (n): the last holiday a man has before he starts working for a new boss.
  • Depreciation (how endearing habits become annoying).
  • Crash Test Ratings (arguments and how to handle them).
  • Backseat Drivers (when the in-laws come to stay). It's important to retain a soft spot for your mother-in-law. About halfway down the garden between the shed and the compost heap is ideal.
  • Aerodynamics & Drag (keeping the marriage fresh).

Pillow torque, spare tyres, and the do's and don'ts for marriage are all covered in this personalised 'technical' manual.

 

The perfect wedding, engagement or anniversary gift, this manual is personalised throughout with both names of the couple at the top of each page and can include a message from you (cheeky or otherwise) on the opening page.

 

Personalisation requirements.

  • Partner's Name 1 (typically the Bride) 12 characters max.
  • Partner's Name 2 (Typically the Groom) 12 characters max.
  • Message Line 1 (appears on preface page) 40 characters max. [optional]
  • Message Line 2 (appears on preface page) 40 characters max. [optional]

 Please note:

  • Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation.
  • Not all accents and symbols can be printed. Here are the special characters we support:

    ÂÁÉÍÓÚÜÑ ?;:,.!-& âáéíóúüñ1234567890'<>”@

Product details

Dimensions: 151mm x 202mm x 8mm

Read the Manual

Presentation: Hardback.

 

Standard personalisation and delivery timescales are 3-5 work days, these can be shortend by one day if Next day delivery is chosen as this service will be used upon completion of selection and personalisation of your order.

  • Standard Delivery 3-5 work days
  • Express Delivery 2-4 work days

The cut-off time to achieve the above timescales for this product is 12:00 noon week days thus an order recieved before 12:00 noon would have the day of order included in the above timescales.

If an order is placed at the weekend then it is taken as if it was placed on Monday morning and hence standard delivery would be between Wednesday-Friday of the same week.

Products specifications
Traditional Anniversary List1st - Paper
Traditional Anniversary List4th - Books
Modern or Contemporary Anniversary List47th - Books
MaterialPaper
RecipientFor Her
RecipientFor Him
RecipientFor Couples
RecipientFor Parents
Number of Pages32
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Products specifications
Traditional Anniversary List1st - Paper
Traditional Anniversary List4th - Books
Modern or Contemporary Anniversary List47th - Books
MaterialPaper
RecipientFor Her
RecipientFor Him
RecipientFor Couples
RecipientFor Parents
Number of Pages32
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